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I’m Not a Hookup, I’m a Recurring Problem T-shirt

$34.99
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The I’m Not a Hookup, I’m a Recurring Problem T-Shirt is for anyone who doesn’t believe in one-night stands—they prefer sequels.
★ Back Print Design.
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Premium lightweight cotton.
★ Unisex fit · XS–5XL.

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Featuring the bold “I’M NOT A HOOKUP. I’M A RECURRING PROBLEM.” back print, this funny graphic tee combines dating humor, questionable decisions, and unapologetic streetwear energy. Perfect for parties, bars, dates, festivals, or casually warning people what they’re getting themselves into.

A statement back print T-shirt for anyone searching for a funny dating shirt, hookup humor tee, sarcastic T-shirt, flirty graphic tee, relationship humor shirt, funny back print tee, adult humor T-shirt, Gen Z streetwear, unisex graphic tee, or funny gift for him or her.

Because ghosting is temporary. Becoming a recurring problem takes commitment.

  • Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz) 
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Why IWANTED CO.

Soft where it matters. Loud where it counts.

Premium lightweight cotton. Durable statement prints. Unisex sizing XS–5XL. Free worldwide shipping.

Lightweight Cotton Premium fabric, all-day comfort
Fade-Resistant Print Made to last wash after wash
Sizes XS – 5XL A fit for everyone
Free Worldwide Shipping on every order

The difference is real

Us vs.
Them.

Not all tees are built equal. IWANTED CO uses premium lightweight cotton with durable prints, shipped worldwide for free—because the statement deserves better.

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Premium Lightweight Cotton Fabric
Fade-Resistant Print
Sizes XS – 5XL
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